I read this today and had to laugh. It is sooo true. I find myself doing most of these things on a daily basis. Yes I am a super spy!!
Illustration with apologies to Dick Bruna
It occurred to me last week, after a series of frustrating occurrences at work, that my rapidly evolving HOH behaviour patterns have the capacity to be misunderstood. Just in case anyone else out there is wondering whether their deaf colleague might be a secret agent, I have prepared a handy checklist of similarities in order to clear up any potential misunderstandings.
Always first in and last to leave
They might be on an intelligence gathering mission for MI5, or just catching up with all their extra prep and trying to get some head space because their brain is fried after a long day of listening.
Their eyes always seem to be following you
They might be waiting to inject you with a poison dart hidden in their umbrella, or just trying to read your lips.
They keep fiddling with their ear
They’re either wired…
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